everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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