I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
