.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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