do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
