We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
