Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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