I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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