Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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