dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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