I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
How's work?
Spinning.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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