is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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