i jhust puked up my retainher.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
