What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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