His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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