I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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