That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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