doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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