The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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