Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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