i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he shaved USA in his pubs
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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