It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
from now on my penis is your penis
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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