i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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