who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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