your parents love me but you hate me
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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