we have officially lost it.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
