Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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