for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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