I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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