Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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