she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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