Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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