Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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