The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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