There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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