Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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