office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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