Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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