Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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