so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you didnt know i had herpes?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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