One girl and one boy is just not enough.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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