omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Randomize
