Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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