All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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