Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Im part way to drunk.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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