how hairy? two words: wookie tits
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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