Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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