Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
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