Sry I called you an 8
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
