you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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