my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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