real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Acid is not a monday night drug
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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