BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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