Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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