So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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